Bruces'_Philosophers_Song
Monty Phyton, Live at the Holywood Bowl, 1982
Immanuel Kant
was a real
pissant who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, boozy beggar,
Who could
think you under the table!
David Hume
could
out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
Wittgenstein, beery swine,
Who was just
as sloshed as Schlegel!
There´s
nothing Nietzsche couldn´t teach y
`bout the raisin of the wrist…
Socrates himself was permanently pissed!
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On
half-a-pint of Shandy* was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away
half-a-crate
of whiskey everyday!
Aristotle, Aristotle, a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
René Descartes drunken fart
“I drink,
therefore, I am.”
Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely
little thinker but a bugger when he´s pissed!
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